1、哪个女生没有脾气，你见过哪朵玫瑰不带刺。

Which girl has no temper, which rose you have seen without thorns.

2、我这辈子还没当过男人呢，所以你能叫我一声爸爸，让我感受一下吗？

I have never been a man in my life, so can you call me Dad and let me feel it?

3、仅凭别人的话来了解我，你的大脑是用来摆设的吗？

You know me only by what others say. Is your brain for decoration?

4、我不喜欢后来者居上，我栽的树必须我乘凉，不然我就把树砍了，谁也别想好过。

I don't like those who come after me. The trees I planted must let me enjoy the cool, or I will cut them down. No one can expect a good life.

5、我说我不想谈恋爱，你要明白意思就是看不上你。

I said I don't want to fall in love. You have to understand that I don't like you.

6、我的唾沫是用来数钱的，不是用来和你讲道理的。

My spit is used to count money, not to reason with you.

7、我能给你一片天地，也能给你狂风暴雨。

I can give you a piece of heaven and earth, also can give you the storm.

8、你还是别把我放心里了，我不喜欢人多的地方。

You'd better not put me in your heart. I don't like places with many people.

9、你三观不正是你的事，但你不正到我身上，就得我教你做事。

It's your business that your three views are not correct, but if you use them on me, I have to teach you how to do things.

10、别人都说谈恋爱会变笨，我这么笨，不谈恋爱可惜了。

Others say that love will become stupid, I am so stupid, it's a pity not to fall in love.

11、我知道我脾气不好，如果你不能忍就应该好好反省一下你自己，为什么别人可以。

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself: why others can.

12、嘴巴那么毒，从小到大应该过得很苦吧！

Your mouth is so vicious, you should have had a hard time when you were a child!

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